Editorial

FUCM presents yet another installment of the lazy-ass mofo’s guide to Melbourne...

Barry Brisco we welcome you back. For any of yo’all that have been following FUCM over the past five years you’d know the name Barry Brisco. This man, a former cock manipulation master, has been pimpin words for us since the very beginning.

In that time the boy has gone on to feature in some of the best midday television programming; targeting chubby vulnerable American housewives...and even stepped up for a stint as ‘money’ on the US version of Wheel of Fortune. Werd.

As for this issue of the Lazy-Ass guide we’ve expanded into a few new areas, and cut back a little on those suburbs that haven’t been pulling their weight. The following pages are our bent spin on what we consider the coolest bars, cafes, retail outlets, hair salons, tattoo parlours, and other random joints in each location. You may disagree; if so go and publish your own mag.

Finally, to anybody that takes offence to the junkie comments; FUCM has donated pages, and cash to many worthy institutions supporting the homeless of Melbourne. What we don’t support are the junkies that rob our homes, our cars and on occasion our dignity. So if you have a gripe, let me know and I'll make sure i put a note up on my door with your address, and your permission to go rob your joint.

On a lighter note; congratulations Barack Obama, and good luck in November. BAM