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You’ve found it; the Flaccid News search engine. It’s here because we feel it is imperative that we cater to those too lazy to slowly trawl through the hundreds of articles on the site.

If you would rather type in a word and wait for the results; instead of being proactive and using the infomercial products the pimple-ridden stars use…then you’ve found the place.

Go on, type in a word…check out our engine; it’s about as reliable as a schizophrenic bus driver with advanced alzheimer’s.