3-dimensional versions of Bam & Gumpy terrorise Hawaii

HAWAII, USA – After pleas from the US government, Bam & Gumpy; The Chosen Ones swung into action late Friday afternoon to face off against, and destroy the evil scourge of a seriously ugly giant version of themselves in the centre of Honolulu.

Using their powers of sarcasm, flatulence, and a hint of smug along with the latest in ‘sonic coolicity’ laser gun technology, they beat their wannabe 2D foes into submission; tea

ring each a new asshole, before putting both boots into each of the new and old asshole’s, and sending them back into the Pacific ocean.

“…It was awesome! If it wasn’t for Bam&Gumpy, beating those weird-ass freaks Hawaii would be neck high in fuck-ugliness right about now!” Stated an onlooker as she watched Bam&Gumpy fight off their distorted 3Dselves.

“If it wasn’t for Bam&Gumpy, beating those weird-ass freaks Hawaii would be neck high in fuck-ugliness right about now!”

Created by the Chosen Ones’ arch nemesis Dr G Colonfilling, using stolen samples of DNA from the ultra cool 2-dimensional Bam & Gumpy, and then spliced with 3-dimensional background characters; the clones were meant to mirror the masters of indifference… but a ‘drawing delay’ left them to fester on Graf Master Mick’s studio floor for three consecutive episodes; amongst the nuclear detritus of nasty-ass half eaten donuts, MDMA baggies, and an almost entire bottle of Pygmy brand quick grow…the result; massive fuck headed freak monsters!

Bam & Gumpy were unavailable for comment; however they did issue a statement confirming absolutely nothing. flaccid