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WEEKEND SUPPLEMENT

A map with directions to the hideout of Osama Bin Laden printed in the weekend supplement Where do these bastards live? was in fact the wrong map.

We sincerely apologise to Mahkmed Ashami for any broken windows, poisoned mules, or early morning raids that may have occurred.

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OBITUARIES

An obituary yesterday about Ralph J Tulip, chief designer of the best selling anus scoop for the severely constipated; attributed a distinction to him erroneously. It was Ross P Jenson, not Ralph who first demonstrated the device at a bran launch in 1951.

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