About

Flaccid News – The only news source is an independent satirical publication found online and in print; within the pages of Fresh Underground Culture Magazine (FUCM). It is soon to be released as a full publication in its own right.

Flaccid News should not be taken seriously, or else the world would be expected to end just as Sarah Palin steps up to give her inauguration speech in 2012…quite simply – if there is a God – there is no way he’d let the human race continue if 51% of the population of world’s self-proclaimed greatest superpower were to vote that fascist polar hillbetty in to its highest office.

This site is a somewhat minimalist take on the previous incarnation; which can be found at the old Flaccid News site

If by chance you prefer the look of the old site…we don’t really care; this new joint is easier to update and you’d probably have complained anyway once you noticed that we wrote an article about the complaint you made earlier that you were unable to send…because that is the type of person you are, isn’t it. Do people walk away from you when you are talking? Just walk away, don’t evening bother excusing themselves to go and clean your phlegm off the zip of their jeans…they just turn their back and walk out of the toilet cubicle. You’ve probably noticed them swiveling their finger around at the side of their head when someone walks into the restroom, spots you on your knees and then looks back at them.

That is what we are doing right now…you left us flaccid.

FLACCID NEWS

M: PO Box 1563 St Kilda South, VIC Australia 3182    E: contact@flaccidnews.com